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humansofnewyork: "They're the coordinates of the cabin in...

humansofnewyork:

"They're the coordinates of the cabin in Arizona where I almost died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Just a reminder."

princess-fluffybutt:   grimdarkcarnival: missingdinosaur: methroid: do actors get boners while...

princess-fluffybutt:

 

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i've wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

As a guy I second this.

Alias: Lenore: There are Different Kinds of Love, Some of Them are Sad

Alias: Lenore: There are Different Kinds of Love, Some of Them are Sad:

five—a—day:

The day we met you wore
your heart like an upturned hotel room.

I wanted to turn myself to glass,
reflect back what it looked like to me.

To me, it looked like a six foot deep pool
from the top of a diving board.

I don't know if I've ever told you,
but I am terrified of heights.

…

klartie: i do believe i won this round of "best yearbook...

klartie:

i do believe i won this round of "best yearbook quote" 

feminishblog: Why does a woman need to be your mother, sister, daughter, or lover in order for her...

feminishblog:

Why does a woman need to be your mother, sister, daughter, or lover in order for her to matter?

Smart ideas for Smarter cities

Smart ideas for Smarter cities

disneybound: Disney Characters as College Students by Ruben

disneybound:

Disney Characters as College Students by Ruben

kaylacoan: I think all of our positivity levels need to be more...

kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike's.

"The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea."

"The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea."

- Isak Dinesen  (via valleybythesea)

Alias: Lenore: Stop

Alias: Lenore: Stop:

five—a—day:

Kick the habit.
Break the cigarettes in half.
Give the coffee grinds to your mother.
Tell her it made your tongue thick,
made the words come out wrong.
Burn the take-away menus.
When the delivery man knows
your name, you've had your fill.
Stop striking matches against
your forearms….

perversis: bitch-swag: I fucking hate high school black and...

perversis:

bitch-swag:

I fucking hate high school

black and white blog

aviculor: swiftswagger: priest-of-rage: ravenouscomplex: nikn...

aviculor:

swiftswagger:

priest-of-rage:

ravenouscomplex:

niknak79:

How to make your monitor only visible to you

THAT IS REALLY COOL

If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.

She would either A: Accept it and carry on.

or B: Finally decide I've gone nuts and get me help

I'm just going to put this on my list of things to do.

omfg

lumos5000: thespian: lumos5000: BEST. WEDDING. PHOTO....

lumos5000:

thespian:

lumos5000:

BEST. WEDDING. PHOTO. EVER.

u sure about that

apprenticenecromage: i haven't absorbed the nutrients of a man's broken down ego in a long time i'm...

apprenticenecromage:

i haven't absorbed the nutrients of a man's broken down ego in a long time i'm starting to weaken

iamthepizzaslut: iamthepizzaslut: one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door...

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like "WHATCHYA WAN BOI" and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE'S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

Photo

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Fat City

Fat City:

motivationforfitness:

"Today when we look at those who are thin, part of what we see is a triumph of will over gluttony, so the beauty is a moral beauty; it has little to do with health."

Excellent read. I highly recommend it. Well done with some wonderfully stated points to think on.

gpuhpuhtooie: azazels-child: thegabbittycave: themaraudingdete...

gpuhpuhtooie:

azazels-child:

thegabbittycave:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

this is still my favorite ad of all time

I DIDN'T EXPECT THE DOCTOR AT THE END THOUGH 

this is very good yes

Alias: Lenore: going to bed alone

Alias: Lenore: going to bed alone:

five—a—day:

I'm probably
not going to marry you
because
you never go to bed with me.

Most nights you come late,
wake me up climbing under the cover,
then try to touch, undo my buttons,
press fingers against me,
press everything against me.

You want, want, want
and I am tired. My eyes are tired,
my body is tired, my heart is tired